In a parallel universe, 5 years in the future, Bitcoin has gone to zero.

This is my fictional universe and anything is possible.

But blockchain is around and thriving. But bitcoin is long gone.

So are the top crypto bros and bag holders. Tom Lee ends up going back to his ETFs which are doing great.

THis is about a now forgotten crypto bro who is now selling tokenized reverse mortgages, ironically not decentralized.

Michael Saylor is a paid spokesperson for the company DCTA Corp¹.

MSTR was a victing of one of the Ls that Charlie Munger talked about. Not the ladies, not the liquor but leverage.

Crypto Treasury company was a dumb idea to begin with (for the people invested in it) and also for the operators of this company as they bought their own bullshit!

Anyhoo, tokenized reverse mortgages are a thing.

Footnotes

1. Digitized Centralized Tokenized Assets Corporation. ↩